Pig That Eats Balls And Shats Them Out

Darwin and I had the day to ourselves today so we went to an open farm near us.  We were the first and only people to turn up before the first tour so the farmer took us round by ourselves.  We fed the lambs which Darwin is quite an expert at now anyway, stroked a goat; I fed a calf because Darwin was too bored and then we gave some food to some sheep and some grass to a pony.  It cost me £11 to do his work and apart from the goat stroking we could have done all that at home!

They did however have an indoor play area with climbing stuff and a tube thing so we were able to go a bit mental in that.  They also had a ball levitating machine and a pig that ate balls and shat them out with a trump noise.