Rhino Horn and Whale Nob

I know this is a photo/bio blog but I was listening to an article on the radio today that enraged me.  It was all about how folk in South Africa are having to relocate rhinos because of the threat of poachers killing them for their horns.

Some Chinese people believe that the horn from a rhino have magical medicinal properties for curing fevers and saving lives. But it's simply keratin, nothing else, it's the equivalent of drinking a brew of hair and nail clippings, and if that's what you like to do that's fine, but don't go killing rhinoceros to get your keratin, simply send me an email and I'll send you some for free.  For fucks sake!

And even more mental, some folk in Vietnam simply like to have rhino horn as a status of wealth.  NEWS FLASH!  It's more of a statement that you're a fuckin retard, and not a nice one, like the ones that cover themselves in their own feces and then eat their own testicles, that kind of retard.

If that kind of thing impresses you why don't you go the whole hog and cut the penis off a blue whale and wear it as a strap-on.  Or maybe cut the penis off a tiger and make soup?  (Actually scrap the latter suggestion, I've just checked and the Chinese already do that!)

Jesus wept!


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