The Arse - Don't Shave it, Don't Bleach it

So why do some people get their arse bleached?  I’m presuming it’s because they think their hole is too brown?  And bleaching it will make it look a lot cleaner?  But surely, if you want it to look clean down there the brown hole would be the preferred colour wouldn’t it?  A white hole is really going to show the dirt off surely?

Whilst we’re down there!  I once shaved my crack.  I was slightly disturbed by how long the hairs were getting down there so I took a razor to it.  For the first few days it felt amazing but the weeks that followed were hell, plus it made my arse bright red like a baboon.  However, the hairs don’t appear to have returned to the same length that they were!