Piss Tits

We went to Cumbria’s answer to the Trafford Centre, K Village in Kendal. Jesus! Calling it a village might be exaggerating things a little bit. Imagine if Aleppo was a very small English isolated dwelling. Any road we went into the Clarks discount store, not for me, Christ! I don’t like Clarks shoes, maybe when I’ve retired. At the back of the shop there was a thing with letters. I could have gone proper mental but I kept it tame.