Massive Box of Arse Dildos

Darwin and I bobbed to the Post Office on Saturday morning to pick up a parcel for Kerry. We didn’t have any clue what it. The postmaster handed over a rather large parcel albeit lightweight parcel and I immediately questioned whether it would fit in our already ladened car. This wasn’t on Darwin’s mind though he simply wanted to carry it, and so I let him.

As we walked through the village the amount of looks and cooches of admiration he got was amazing. I was tempted to write 'Arse Dildos' in big letters on the box but I resisted the temptation.