40 Paedo Zombies and a very enjoyable evening

So because I socialised with people during the evening of my birthday Kerry decided that we should just have a nice meal somewhere quiet together. She had booked a table at a restaurant that only accepted cash for payment, no cards! I presumed it would be Manchester way because her dad offered to give us a lift from a party he was at in Rawtenstall.

When we met her dad he said we should come in for a quick drink and so we did. As I entered the very silent function room I was confronted by a wall of mask clad zombies all standing silent. Slightly puzzled I inspected the masks, the masks were my face, I said "Fuck Off!!!".

I think if I had be warned about it I would have dreaded the evening, as it happens it was a most beautiful night.

My step sister said I looked like a paedo in the photo they were using for masks. Her husband suggested that she should keep it on later for bedroom fun. I didn't know whether that was a compliment or a violation, either way it's pretty weird.

I drank half a bottle of champagne, a couple of pints of lager and virtually a whole bottle of whisky. One beautiful night and a morning in hell!

Thankyou to everyone who was there, and a special thankyou to Kerry and Jade. xx