2 Giraffes, 1 Emu and a Whinging Kid

Took some kids to the zoo today, what a pain in the arse! I hate kids. They whinge, smell, they're noisy, need constant supervision, never buy a round, you can't have sensible conversation with em (not like I like having conversations with people anyway!) and they whinge, did I mention that already? The excitement of taking them to a zoo is the anticipation that an animal so pissed off that it's been captured and stuck in a cage will break free and eat the slowest runner, i.e. a child.

"2 Giraffes"

"1 Emu"

"Whinging Kid"