Mr Sweary Frog and the Fly Pie

Mr Sweary Frog likes Eccles Cake, 'Fly Pie' as he calls them. He ate half then left the room. When he returned the remainder of the cake had vanished. "Where's my effin Fly Pie?", he asked Darwin. "I've put it down my nappy", Darwin claimed. Within a flash Mr Sweary Frog ripped off his nappy and was confronted by what looked like a pint of mustard that smelled chicken'y. A moment later Darwin wee'ed in his face. Mr Sweary Frog began to say, "You dirty fu.." at which point he began to be sick. He has been sick for the last hour now.

"Mr Sweary Frog being Sick"