Mr Sweary Frog and the Masked Bandit

Retribution was on Mr Sweary Frogs agenda today. On the baby monitor I heard the following conversation as Darwin was strapped down in his car seat. "My ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a saggy sack. I proceed to place my balls on your face. I must position my ass above your head for optimum performance. Also, must make sure my balls fall directly into your eye sockets, giving you the appearance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit." Mr Sweary Frog is back in confinement.

"Mr Sweary Frog and the Masked Bandit"

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