I Wanna Tell You a Story

Last night on the "Leyland Memories" Facebook group a chap began a thread with the following suggestion:

OK LEYLANDERS
Let's write a book , one sentence each in the comments ..
Please keep it clean ( I'll start )

I immediately thought that this would never work but I was intrigued.  Much to my amusement I was right but I didnt think it would make me laugh as much as it did.  The thread went on for over 24 hours and is still going now:

Stephen Bibby        Once upon a time in Leyland , there was a ....
Wendy Houghton    an outdoor market
Daniel Geddes        Little old man
Carole Harrison      Leyland motors
Liz Peters               Deans pie shop
Kath Lonsdale        Woolworths
Janet Cottam          B.T.R & L & B Rubber company
Angela Williams      A forest
Keith Scott            only one tesco
Vickie Parkinson    A beautiful park
Claire Caunce        lots of proud townsfolk
Michelle Hodgeon The End
Rachel Attwell       Rumbellows
Daniel Geddes      And a space ship
Rachel Attwell       Red balloon cafe
Karen Berendt      (Think people have missed the idea but I'll try to get it back on track).. and, as usual it was raining, but that wasn't going to stop....
Stephen Bibby       I thought the same Karen
Steve Curry           Fox lane coffee bar
Angela Williams     Dean's cafe
Rally Man              carre four
Rally Man              snooker club
Stephen Bibby       SENTENCES, NOT WORDS!
Rally Man              kwik save
Rachel Attwell       2 kwik save
Stephen Bibby       ONCE UPON A TIME IN LEYLAND THERE WAS....
Wendy Holmes      a lovely long festival,which the wholr leyland got involved.
Rachel Swarbrick  Summer holidays on play scheme
Daniel Geddes       Little old man with a space ship
Luke Smithy Norris Dont think this went to plan haha
Daniel Geddes       Skip wagons
Dave Higham         GEORGE IV....
Karen Johnson       And the eagle and child, rockers, petuli oil, mods and parkas
Michael Baeron      (This is the funniest thing I've read in ages, cheers Stephen Bibby!) did anyone mention Kwik Save?
Michael Baeron      Kwik Save
Stephen Bibby       All was well in leyland BUT
Michael Baeron      I once saw a dog called Scooby with an absolute massive penis near Kwik Save
Jon Wallbank         the space ship landed at Deans back in 1985
Karen Berendt       I drive a scooby but it ain't no dog!!
Michael Baeron      Does it have a big penis?
Michael Baeron      And have you ever driven it to Kwik Save?
Anne Robb            Never mind Steve,you tried.x
Stephen Bibby        Haha Anne , thought this mite have been a biggy for the comments in one hour :0(
Michael Baeron      (You've succeeded Steve, this is ace!)
Karen Berendt       No & no Michael .. but it does make me drive like I've a huge pair of balls Hahahaha
Steven Farina         love it
Daniel Geddes       A swim in the
Stephen Bibby       How about Heads shoulders knees and toes then ???
Michael Baeron     Heads, shoulders, knees and Kwik Save?
Gary Sumner         Knees and toes.... knees and toes.
Hazel Brookfield    Leyland my home and that of the BUS
Steven Farina        noman your to old
Michael Baeron     Viking Video (I'm still laughing!)
Daniel Geddes      Jack and his beanstalk then beat the Vikings into a retreat
Sue Just                A lovely place to live, a great festival every year and it's still not that bad
Angela Hague       I agree great place to live
Brogane Commins omg that the new tesco!
Tony Howard       It's on bombay brow.
Leza Whitfield      Then again when we were young.
Sue Just               The new Tesco isn't on Bombay Brow
Louane Frances   glovers butter pies
Rally Man            Carrefour supermarket strange how it never lasted long
Lynda Sansome   Leyland, the place where I got a great education. Thanks, Balshaw's
Rally Man            Leyland tiger many a good time down there
Michael Baeron   Kwik Save : )
Hazel Brookfield Lytham swimming baths. That should have read river Lostock.
Dottie Benson     Summer holidays on Worden Park
Matthew Hadfield (Commenting to get notifications)
Jon Parkinson      Fuck it
Michael Baeron   The Kwik Save in Pontefract?
Dottie Benson      Watch your language please Jon Parkinson.
Jon Parkinson      Shut up
Dottie Benson      Why Jon Parkjnson are you in this site if you are so obnoxious?
Jackie Higginbotham And once upon a time.........
Jon Parkinson      Fuck off
Lynne Nickalls     Grundys dentist
Michael Baeron  There was a young man from Kwik Save
                          who grew a beard like loaf of bread
                          and after a particular shit shave
                          his neck came away from his head
Karen Berendt   Michael did you have shares in kwik save?????
Terry Grayston Robinsons ice cream.
Sue Little          Granada tv rental shop, and you used to get a little plastic Indian toy when you rented a tv

Awww, wasn't that lovely?

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