Bigger Bunster

The Bunster has ballooned a bit over the past few weeks and her hormones are raging.  She calls me "Pig Fingers" every now and then, and last night she said, "If I wake up in the morning and discover that you haven't locked the front door I'm gonna rip your cock and balls off and stick them in your mouth".  And she's just been describing how she reckons she could knock me out.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't a cry for help, I quite like it really.  However, I'm keeping quiet and rolling with the punches, so to speak.  We've got another scan tomorrow and the baby will turn from an "it" to a "he" or "she".