Kickin a Chicken in Chatsworth

Chatsworth House today. I think I should have been part of the aristocracy. I think I remember a story about my dad inheriting some money from Danish aristocracy, last in the line and all that, not too sure how that works though. Mind you, I bet most of us can trace ourselves back to the Danish at some stage, what with all the vikings and that.

I like Chatsworth, over 110 acres of lovely gardens with sculptures (I believe Damien Hurst has done summat there!), a ridiculously extravagant house with lots of artwork (some by Lucien Freud!) and the fluffiest chickens you will ever see.

I took pictures of penises today.

"Penises from 3 Men & 1 Boy"

"Butterflies for Hair Sculpture"

"Kickin a Chicken"