I Wanna Tell You a Story
Last night on the "Leyland Memories" Facebook group a chap began a thread with the following suggestion:
OK LEYLANDERS
Let's write a book , one sentence each in the comments ..
Please keep it clean ( I'll start )
I immediately thought that this would never work but I was intrigued. Much to my amusement I was right but I didnt think it would make me laugh as much as it did. The thread went on for over 24 hours and is still going now:
Stephen Bibby Once upon a time in Leyland , there was a ....
Wendy Houghton an outdoor market
Daniel Geddes Little old man
Carole Harrison Leyland motors
Liz Peters Deans pie shop
Kath Lonsdale Woolworths
Janet Cottam B.T.R & L & B Rubber company
Angela Williams A forest
Keith Scott only one tesco
Vickie Parkinson A beautiful park
Claire Caunce lots of proud townsfolk
Michelle Hodgeon The End
Rachel Attwell Rumbellows
Daniel Geddes And a space ship
Rachel Attwell Red balloon cafe
Karen Berendt (Think people have missed the idea but I'll try to get it back on track).. and, as usual it was raining, but that wasn't going to stop....
Stephen Bibby I thought the same Karen
Steve Curry Fox lane coffee bar
Angela Williams Dean's cafe
Rally Man carre four
Rally Man snooker club
Stephen Bibby SENTENCES, NOT WORDS!
Rally Man kwik save
Rachel Attwell 2 kwik save
Stephen Bibby ONCE UPON A TIME IN LEYLAND THERE WAS....
Wendy Holmes a lovely long festival,which the wholr leyland got involved.
Rachel Swarbrick Summer holidays on play scheme
Daniel Geddes Little old man with a space ship
Luke Smithy Norris Dont think this went to plan haha
Daniel Geddes Skip wagons
Dave Higham GEORGE IV....
Karen Johnson And the eagle and child, rockers, petuli oil, mods and parkas
Michael Baeron (This is the funniest thing I've read in ages, cheers Stephen Bibby!) did anyone mention Kwik Save?
Michael Baeron Kwik Save
Stephen Bibby All was well in leyland BUT
Michael Baeron I once saw a dog called Scooby with an absolute massive penis near Kwik Save
Jon Wallbank the space ship landed at Deans back in 1985
Karen Berendt I drive a scooby but it ain't no dog!!
Michael Baeron Does it have a big penis?
Michael Baeron And have you ever driven it to Kwik Save?
Anne Robb Never mind Steve,you tried.x
Stephen Bibby Haha Anne , thought this mite have been a biggy for the comments in one hour :0(
Michael Baeron (You've succeeded Steve, this is ace!)
Karen Berendt No & no Michael .. but it does make me drive like I've a huge pair of balls Hahahaha
Steven Farina love it
Daniel Geddes A swim in the
Stephen Bibby How about Heads shoulders knees and toes then ???
Michael Baeron Heads, shoulders, knees and Kwik Save?
Gary Sumner Knees and toes.... knees and toes.
Hazel Brookfield Leyland my home and that of the BUS
Steven Farina noman your to old
Michael Baeron Viking Video (I'm still laughing!)
Daniel Geddes Jack and his beanstalk then beat the Vikings into a retreat
Sue Just A lovely place to live, a great festival every year and it's still not that bad
Angela Hague I agree great place to live
Brogane Commins omg that the new tesco!
Tony Howard It's on bombay brow.
Leza Whitfield Then again when we were young.
Sue Just The new Tesco isn't on Bombay Brow
Louane Frances glovers butter pies
Rally Man Carrefour supermarket strange how it never lasted long
Lynda Sansome Leyland, the place where I got a great education. Thanks, Balshaw's
Rally Man Leyland tiger many a good time down there
Michael Baeron Kwik Save : )
Hazel Brookfield Lytham swimming baths. That should have read river Lostock.
Dottie Benson Summer holidays on Worden Park
Matthew Hadfield (Commenting to get notifications)
Jon Parkinson Fuck it
Michael Baeron The Kwik Save in Pontefract?
Dottie Benson Watch your language please Jon Parkinson.
Jon Parkinson Shut up
Dottie Benson Why Jon Parkjnson are you in this site if you are so obnoxious?
Jackie Higginbotham And once upon a time.........
Jon Parkinson Fuck off
Lynne Nickalls Grundys dentist
Michael Baeron There was a young man from Kwik Save
who grew a beard like loaf of bread
and after a particular shit shave
his neck came away from his head
Karen Berendt Michael did you have shares in kwik save?????
Terry Grayston Robinsons ice cream.
Sue Little Granada tv rental shop, and you used to get a little plastic Indian toy when you rented a tv
Awww, wasn't that lovely?
OK LEYLANDERS
Let's write a book , one sentence each in the comments ..
Please keep it clean ( I'll start )
I immediately thought that this would never work but I was intrigued. Much to my amusement I was right but I didnt think it would make me laugh as much as it did. The thread went on for over 24 hours and is still going now:
Stephen Bibby Once upon a time in Leyland , there was a ....
Wendy Houghton an outdoor market
Daniel Geddes Little old man
Carole Harrison Leyland motors
Liz Peters Deans pie shop
Kath Lonsdale Woolworths
Janet Cottam B.T.R & L & B Rubber company
Angela Williams A forest
Keith Scott only one tesco
Vickie Parkinson A beautiful park
Claire Caunce lots of proud townsfolk
Michelle Hodgeon The End
Rachel Attwell Rumbellows
Daniel Geddes And a space ship
Rachel Attwell Red balloon cafe
Karen Berendt (Think people have missed the idea but I'll try to get it back on track).. and, as usual it was raining, but that wasn't going to stop....
Stephen Bibby I thought the same Karen
Steve Curry Fox lane coffee bar
Angela Williams Dean's cafe
Rally Man carre four
Rally Man snooker club
Stephen Bibby SENTENCES, NOT WORDS!
Rally Man kwik save
Rachel Attwell 2 kwik save
Stephen Bibby ONCE UPON A TIME IN LEYLAND THERE WAS....
Wendy Holmes a lovely long festival,which the wholr leyland got involved.
Rachel Swarbrick Summer holidays on play scheme
Daniel Geddes Little old man with a space ship
Luke Smithy Norris Dont think this went to plan haha
Daniel Geddes Skip wagons
Dave Higham GEORGE IV....
Karen Johnson And the eagle and child, rockers, petuli oil, mods and parkas
Michael Baeron (This is the funniest thing I've read in ages, cheers Stephen Bibby!) did anyone mention Kwik Save?
Michael Baeron Kwik Save
Stephen Bibby All was well in leyland BUT
Michael Baeron I once saw a dog called Scooby with an absolute massive penis near Kwik Save
Jon Wallbank the space ship landed at Deans back in 1985
Karen Berendt I drive a scooby but it ain't no dog!!
Michael Baeron Does it have a big penis?
Michael Baeron And have you ever driven it to Kwik Save?
Anne Robb Never mind Steve,you tried.x
Stephen Bibby Haha Anne , thought this mite have been a biggy for the comments in one hour :0(
Michael Baeron (You've succeeded Steve, this is ace!)
Karen Berendt No & no Michael .. but it does make me drive like I've a huge pair of balls Hahahaha
Steven Farina love it
Daniel Geddes A swim in the
Stephen Bibby How about Heads shoulders knees and toes then ???
Michael Baeron Heads, shoulders, knees and Kwik Save?
Gary Sumner Knees and toes.... knees and toes.
Hazel Brookfield Leyland my home and that of the BUS
Steven Farina noman your to old
Michael Baeron Viking Video (I'm still laughing!)
Daniel Geddes Jack and his beanstalk then beat the Vikings into a retreat
Sue Just A lovely place to live, a great festival every year and it's still not that bad
Angela Hague I agree great place to live
Brogane Commins omg that the new tesco!
Tony Howard It's on bombay brow.
Leza Whitfield Then again when we were young.
Sue Just The new Tesco isn't on Bombay Brow
Louane Frances glovers butter pies
Rally Man Carrefour supermarket strange how it never lasted long
Lynda Sansome Leyland, the place where I got a great education. Thanks, Balshaw's
Rally Man Leyland tiger many a good time down there
Michael Baeron Kwik Save : )
Hazel Brookfield Lytham swimming baths. That should have read river Lostock.
Dottie Benson Summer holidays on Worden Park
Matthew Hadfield (Commenting to get notifications)
Jon Parkinson Fuck it
Michael Baeron The Kwik Save in Pontefract?
Dottie Benson Watch your language please Jon Parkinson.
Jon Parkinson Shut up
Dottie Benson Why Jon Parkjnson are you in this site if you are so obnoxious?
Jackie Higginbotham And once upon a time.........
Jon Parkinson Fuck off
Lynne Nickalls Grundys dentist
Michael Baeron There was a young man from Kwik Save
who grew a beard like loaf of bread
and after a particular shit shave
his neck came away from his head
Karen Berendt Michael did you have shares in kwik save?????
Terry Grayston Robinsons ice cream.
Sue Little Granada tv rental shop, and you used to get a little plastic Indian toy when you rented a tv
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