It's getting hot in here, so take off ... Erm....

I never wear a tie nowadays. I might be tempted to wear one at a funeral as long as it wasn’t a mega hot day, but other than that I hate them. I’m a 2 (top) button open on the shirt kind of guy, but occasionally if I want to go formal, or visit the mosque, I’ll fasten the lowest button and only have the top 1 undone. Beyond this 2 button threshold things get crazy. I’m not cool enough to have the top button done up like a young mod or summat, and 3 buttons undone looks like I’m playing a middle aged bloke in a 1970’s porn film.

However, on my way into work I often pass a ‘Mr Tasty’ stood outside his shop, smoking a fag and who isn’t confined to the strict rules I impose on myself. This morning he reached a new high, no buttons done up! It is very hot at the moment though! Hopefully we’ll get some rain and cooler weather soon because there’s only 1 way he can go now, and things’ll get dirty.