Big Tits, Fat Balls (not hairy!) and a Small Cock

At the garden centre. Guess what kept me entertained?

Steve Bennett wrote a review of our Simon's 'Why I had to leave the north' gig and described me as:

the 'emotionally stunted elder brother, an unreconstructed dickhead still obsessed with making jokes about homosexuality and hairy balls even into middle age.'

I have no idea what he's talking about!