The Stag Do - Day 1

3 O'clock in the bastard morning, Je-Sus Christ! That's early for anyone, but I knew full well that if I was struggling Dson would be as good as comatose and I was picking him up. Luckily Steve was stopping at his house and encouraged him to awaken in a timely manner.

We then began to make our way to the Estonian capital Tallinn. When we landed we made our way to a pub dedicated to, according to the Sunday Telegraph, "One of the greatest British pop groups of all time". Who do you reckon the band is? The Beatles? The Rolling Stones? U2? Well you'd be wrong, it's Depeche Mode. The pub constantly plays music and videos by Depeche Mode and is everything Depeche Mode. The barman had his headphones in and was particularly miserable.

We spent the rest of the day exploring bars and getting drunker and drunker. In the evening we had a cultured meal at an Italian restaurant talking about favourite stuff, fishing and sexual conquests, and then we ended the evening all smoking on a fruity bong.  That isn't a euphemism or a stag do prank!

"Jacko and an unknown"

"Dan and Danny"

"Estonian Locals (Hullud Paevad/Crazy Days)"

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