Vaginas n That

Biddulph Grange Gardens was today’s destination and the reasons were 2 fold.  Kerry likes a nice garden with a tenuous connection to Charles Darwin, and my step sister and niece live that way, so we met there.  My niece Victoria had a baby boy 9 weeks ago and we had a few things to give away.

We met in the cafe and within 2 minutes of meeting the conversations about the pains of child birth were in full swing.  “They cut her open like an animal Kerry”, Sandra was referring to Victorias vagina!  “Jacobs head was sticking out for 5 minutes, they were practically dragging Victoria about by the fanny”.  When Darwin is older he and I will be able to disappear at conversational moments like this, maybe we’ll find a pub showing the football or something.

My other niece Kelly has a daughter, Aurora, and she was keeping her Gran company.  Kelly is possibly the sweetest and most polite person I have ever met and it appears her daughter has inherited these genes too.  Darwin and Aurora held hands and read books.

Victoria asked me if her Gran, my Step Mother, ever swore when we were kids.  Last time she visited she had heard Victoria voice a minor curse and had claimed that she never ever swore when we were kids.  I told her the “fucking cunt” tale told in previous blog posts.  If I had been present at her claim I would have said, “you’re having a twattin laugh aren’t you, yer fuckin cunt!”.

"Aurora"

"Aurora & Piggy Reading"

"Sandra & Jacob"