Speccy 4 Eyes
Over the past few months I’ve realised that I can no longer clearly see what I’m writing so yesterday I went in to see the eye man. They did a few tests and took a few photographs and then afterwards I sat down with the optometrist. This is how the conversation went:
O – Have you got any problems with your eyes?
M – Well, over the past few months…
O – Problems with reading?
M – Yes. And then…
O – at the end of the day your eyes feel tired?
M – Yes. And occasionally…
O – You get floaters in your eyes?
M – Yes.
O – You’re getting old I’m afraid.
Sugar! There we are.
So I chose 2 pairs of glasses and another person measured my face. Whilst they were doing so I asked “When was the last time you called someone ‘speccy 4 eyes?’”. They said they had never called anyone that but maybe that’s because they were a 4 eyes! If I worked there I’d being calling everyone who wore glasses ‘4 eyes’.
I took the following selfies whilst eating cake.
O – Have you got any problems with your eyes?
M – Well, over the past few months…
O – Problems with reading?
M – Yes. And then…
O – at the end of the day your eyes feel tired?
M – Yes. And occasionally…
O – You get floaters in your eyes?
M – Yes.
O – You’re getting old I’m afraid.
Sugar! There we are.
So I chose 2 pairs of glasses and another person measured my face. Whilst they were doing so I asked “When was the last time you called someone ‘speccy 4 eyes?’”. They said they had never called anyone that but maybe that’s because they were a 4 eyes! If I worked there I’d being calling everyone who wore glasses ‘4 eyes’.
I took the following selfies whilst eating cake.
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| 'Buddy Holly' |
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| '80's Cliff Richard' |
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| 'Harry Potter' |
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| 'Malcolm X' |
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