Farting On Someones Head 4 Times is Too Much

This morning as I shaved Darwin was stood behind me.  He grabbed my thighs and began to thrust his head into the crack between my buttocks.  I must add that I usually shave naked and this isn’t the first time he’s tried to stick his head up my bum.  This time as his head was in situ I made a raspberry noise with my mouth simulating breaking wind.  He laughed and asked, “Have you just trumped on my head Daddy?” and I replied “Yes”.  Instantly his head returned to my bum crack and we repeated the act.  On the fourth go when he asked again whether I had just trumped on his head he replied to my “Yes” with “That’s enough now Daddy, that’s enough” and I felt like the immature one!

"Darwin on the Toilet"