Joe

As I was walking through Manchester I came across Joe, a lovely homeless man.  In fact I don't think I've ever met a nasty homeless person.  We got chatting and Joe asked me where I was from?  When I answered 'Preston' his eyes lit up.  "O I like Preston, it's good there isn't it?".  "It's not any more Joe", I replied, "it's a shit hole".  Joe then went on to tell me that he used to have a sailors outfit and an American GI's outfit. "I used to travel all the way up to Preston and go into the Pubs and talk to the bar maids.  They loved it, it used to be none stop shaggin!".  We both laughed.

I like Joe.

"Joe"