Sausages

Ever since I saw that dog saying "Sausages" on Ester Rantzen's 'That's Life' I've been highly amused with talking animals. Consequently whenever I've spent company with an animal that has the potential to talk I've always encouraged this behaviour.

Mau Mau chose her own name by saying it. Mouse becomes very vocal, nearly violently so, whenever anyone is eating food so I took this opportunity to encourage him to talk. I'm slightly regretting now it because he is becoming ever more aggressive when people are eating and I imagine it might only be a matter of days until he learns how to mug people for food using a kitchen knife.