Holland

Jacko and I took off to Holland for a few nights, not for anything in particular, just to relax and laugh mainly. By now I had given his friend in the ‘Gay!” image a name, he was called Raul which opened up an opportunity for a “That’s what she/he said” retort game. i.e.

J - “You’ve got cream on your chin” commenting on me drinking a cappuccino. 

M - “Is that what you said to Raul?” 

J – nearly choking whilst drinking, “It went in the wrong hole”. 

M – “Is that what Raul said to you?” 

Waitress asks J - “How do you like your meat” 

M – “Probably in Rauls mouth” 

Etc. You get the picture! 

Who said boys never grow up? 

However, my favourite conversation was about Jacko finding his long lost brother, Nigel, whom he didn’t know he had. They got on really well but Nigel was a bit of a wrong un. One night he took Jacko out for drinks and spiked him with rohypnol and Viagra. Jacko became nearly unconscious and in a state of arousal and Nigel inserted Jacko into his anus. Nigel was very well endowed and inserted himself into Jacko.

I can’t remember whether it was true or not but it made me laugh lots. 

We walked past the Frank house and the 4 hour queue to get in made the decision whether we were going in or not. We took a canal trip around half the city instead.

I like Amsterdam.

"Dutch Litter"

"Man Watching Chess"

"Amsterdam Canal"

"Jacko (Half of a 360)"

"The Alley of Naughtiness"

"Jacko 360"