Mr Knobheads Penguins

“Penguins (order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae) are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the Southern Hemisphere, especially in Antarctica.”

Wikipedia says “almost exclusively” because it’s probably aware of the penguins that were in Ramsbottoms high street yesterday, next to the owl tent. I looked around for the chained up dancing bear but couldn’t find him.