Driver Pig & Papas Got A Brand New Pigbog

I came back home to what seemed a different Mr Pig.  He’s like one of those bamboo shoots that the Japanese used to allegedly torture people with, and when I say that I mean you can see him grow. (Note:  Allegedly there is a form of torture where you can secure a person above a young bamboo shoot, put the shoot up their bum and the quick growing plant will penetrate the body in a matter of days.  Mr Pig is not like this!)

He’s muttering a lot more, likes to play with his cars and tractor, and the toilet, and has become particularly attached to his Audi car.

Kerry took him out on to the inclined street outside our house last night and he is fearless.  He would quite happily go all the way down the hill at the fastest speed he could if we allowed it and I can’t but think that this will be the start of many bruises and scrapes to come.

"Mummys Shoes"

"Pig Bog"