Cushions, Why?

If I didn't live with a girl I probably wouldn't even bother making the bed, but I do live with one.  Not only does the bed now have an underlining sheet, the pillows have underlining things too and the bed is adorned with extra cushions that have no function other than to piss me off.  At bedtime I sometimes throw the cushions at Kerrys face, and then in the morning I have to make the bed and put the cushions back properly.

This morning I thought I'd make a special attempt at making the bed.

"Bed with levitating cushions"