Old Man Pissing

As I was sat eating my lunch in Lidl car park the other day a car drove quickly into the space opposite.  An old man of about 70 leapt out of the drivers seat, opened the rear door, grabbed a bottle and then began to slot his penis into it.  The latter action took a considerable amount of time.  Once in, he began to piss, and then once he was done he emptied the bottle into the bush.  He returned the lid to the bottle, stored the bottle in it's rightful place in the car and drove away.

I think I would have been less puzzled if the bottle hadn't have made an appearance.

"Man having a Piss in a Bottle"