The Oven Glove

When I went to the gig the other night my friend Jade (he's male!) stopped over. I could talk for a while about him but I'll just summarise it by saying he's a bit of a prankster.

Any road, the day after he left my girlfriend found the items below. Holding up the glove in an angered state she said, "O my god! Jesus Michael, I know you get up to this kind of stuff but this belongs in the kitchen. Or at very least you could have washed it and put it back so I didn't notice".

At first I was confused, and then I remembered Jade has stayed!

"The Oven Glove"