Witch on Acid

The front of our house looks like it’s owned by a witch who does loads of acid. We’ve got Halloween pumpkins (hold on a minute, are witches allowed to have pumpkins? Are they like what garlic is to vampires? I thought pumpkins were to ward off evil? Maybe good witches are allowed but bad one aren’t. Why didn’t they use that as a test in the olden days to find witches?), yeah pumpkins, a dolls head, a painting of the tellytubbies on a rock and a frog that could potentially squirt water. Luckily we don’t get Trick or Treaters up our end, I think it might be a bit much for them!

The big coats are well out now.