Jipping on Camelids

I was talking to a colleague today who had been on a course. Also on the course was a woman who breeds Alpacas and she was showing a picture of her helping the Alpacas in the breeding process. She was squeezing the testicles of the animal. I became puzzled, surely she wasn’t doing it right was she? There must be more successful ways of achieving your goal than that. (I could look it up on the internet but it’s irrelevant for this story).

Anyway, shortly afterwards I asked another colleague, “If you wanted to get semen out of an Alpaca how would you do it?” He said, “Probably with some soap and a brush”. I laughed and he told me that he thought they were very good looking animals.