Angry Horse Sex

Last year the siblings only bought presents for the kids. I presumed it would be the same this year but when I texted Sarah she replied "I've already bought Kerry's present". Shit!

I end up buying all sorts of shit at times like this. I got an orchid named after Sarah, Emma got a laughing goose watering can, wine for Alex and a horses head for Chris. For some reason I always find Chris the easiest to buy for!

When the day came Sarah said "I haven't bought you anything!" WTF? I'm sure she's going do-lally.

To get my monies worth I made Kerry wear the head for some angry horse sex and then I used it to do an armed robbery on the local post office.

"Horse"